Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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