elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
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stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
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Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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