nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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