They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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