I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
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i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
It's never too late to be topless.
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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