I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
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Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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