He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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