Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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