Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She needs sedatives and a leash
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
COCAINE IS GR8