Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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