I just made out with a guy for $7.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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