it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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