Your face is a jimmy john
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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