Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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