u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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