oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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