So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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