You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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