We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
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it was like eating out sand paper
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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