Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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