didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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