office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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