Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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