just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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