so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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