I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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