my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
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Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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