stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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