Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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