just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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