Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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