The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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