I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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