hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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