how can u be prego again
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?