standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.