In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i was born a porn star she said
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.