I'm lost and stupid without you.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
