I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You were trust falling into bushes
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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