brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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