Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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