Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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