Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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