Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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