Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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