Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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