her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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