so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
stop calling my apartment porn island.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
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