how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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