Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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