I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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