Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
What changed your mind?
Being sober
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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