just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
