pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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