party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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