i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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