i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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