it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She bit a glass in half.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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