sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
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I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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